The kids said....

I got this quiz that a child is supposed to answer.

C = Cameron's replies
D = Dyan's replies

Here are Cameron and Dylan's answers:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
C- Clean up
D- You're in a Time Out

2. What makes mom happy?
C- When we take a bath when asked to
D- When we clean up our toys

3. What makes mom sad?
C- When we don't clean up (gee, they make it sound like I'm running a boot camp! lol)
D- When we get a time out

4. What makes Mom laugh?
C - Funny jokes
D - When I tickle her

5. What was your mom like as a child?
C - She drank a bottle
D - She went to school

6. How old is your mom?
C - 26
D - 23 ...(after they answered I said "Actually I'm 31." Then Chan came in and said "No. Actually, you're 32 and soon you'll be 33." Wow, I'm finally at the age where I've officially forgotten how old I am!!)

7. How tall is your mom?
C - 16 feet (he says this after he takes his hand and tries to measure me...as if that helped)
D - 18 feet

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
C - Play with us, play games, water plants and wash the dishes
D - Play with us and give us time outs

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
C - Work
D - Work

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
C - She'd be a star
D - Being the best mom

11. What is your mom really good at?
C - Playing games
D - Playing Chutes and Ladders

12. What is your mom not very good at?
C - Playing Candyland because she always loses
D - Playing Twister

13. What does your mom do for a job?
C - Do boring work
D - Sell storks

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
C - Salad
D - Celery with sauce

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
C - When she plays with us and gives us kisses
D - When she gives cute, good gifts

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
C - Caillou (but she looks like a pirate) ...what!? I guess when he was answering there was a dark reflection on my glasses
D - An American Idol

17. What do you and your mom do together?
C - Play games
D - Play cars

18. How are you and your mom the same?
C - We both like to play games
D - We both like to hug

19. How are you and your mom different?
C - She wears a necklace and has a big bathtub and we don't
D - She wears glasses and she's a girl

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
C - She gives hugs and kisses
D - She gives hugs and kisses

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
C - Daddy does "big sky" to her ("Big sky" is when Chan throws the kids up in the air and catches them....hmmm, I don't recall Chan ever doing that to me!)
D - He watches American Idol with mommy

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
C - To the beach
D - To the cabin or any vacation