Busy from son up to son down!

I found this illustration online that looked all too familiar! :) When I saw it I couldn't help but laugh out loud because it's practically a snapshot of me around 5pm... except I'm a little more advanced... I have children on BOTH legs... and they're fighting!

Here's how to read the diagram:

--- While standing, hold nursing infant snugly to chest, exposing love handle on that side (3).
--- Maintain safe distance from hot cooking surfaces (1).
--- Cradle telephone between ear and shoulder on same side as nursing baby (2).
--- Balance self with whiny toddler secured to lower leg (4).

The phone call that is taking place is the one that I make to Chan every evening saying "When will you be home?"
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