Cameron's on a roll

Cameron has been cracking me up lately. Like how he calls coupons "poo-tons".

Speaking of "poo"... hey wait a minute, doesn't Cameron's stories always seem to involve poo?? Anyway, this morning Cameron went potty and wanted daddy to help him 'clean up' when he was finished. Chan went over armed with toilet paper and said "1, 2, 3..." and Cameron shouted "DIG!" (are you picturing it!?)

Cameron had his Christmas list all done even though we hadn't mailed it yet. He had asked for all kinds of toys (of course). Then today he informed me that he wanted to erase everything off his list because he only wants one thing - CANDY! I said "Don't you want any toys?" He said "No. Just candy." I have a feeling he'll change his mind Christmas morning.

He insisted we redo his Christmas list. After he was done I said that we needed to put it in an envelope. He got excited and said "Can I lick it!? I want to lick it!" I went to get an envelope and when I came back I found him licking his letter to Santa. lol. :) He forgot that he was supposed to lick the envelope, not the letter. He ended up adding more to his list than just candy.... well, see for yourself - Here is what his letter now says (He dictated. I wrote):

"Dear Santa,

I want MINT candy. I want to hug you. I smile. I am a big helper. Could you bring some new toys for Gabriel to play with. I want more fireplaces because we only have two and I want three. I want a new brown crayon because Duke ate my brown crayon.

-- Cameron"
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